Things You Learn
March 19, 2008
From watching the Office.
1. Always, always type the right email address. Packing & Packer are not the same.
2. Be careful which Temp guy you choose to run your errands. You may have to call him Boss tomorrow.
3. Sausage-eating skills are essential in becoming Regional Manager. So is fire-walking. And carrying eggs in spoons while blindfolded.
4. If you hear strange noises at midnight on the Shrute family farm, do not investigate.
5. A beard, or the ability to sprout facial hair, gives you extra credibility at work.
Wonder if #5 applies to the fairer sex.
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